• Coldcell@sh.itjust.works
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    6 days ago

    That didn’t happen.
    And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
    And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
    And if it is, that’s not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn’t mean it. <-- You are here
    And if I did, you deserved it.

    • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      6 days ago

      He basically combo’d “If it was, I didn’t mean it,” and “If I did, you deserved it,” honestly. He basically said “Kimmel deserved to be canned, but I wasn’t threatening to pull their license. That would be illegal.”