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minus-squaremiseducator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up113·16 days agoJesus after seeing this pic:
minus-squareEphera@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·16 days agoAnd that even though people kept telling him: Jesus, take the wheel!
minus-squarekossa@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·16 days agoNowhere in the bible is explicitly written, that Jesus didn’t think of that. Might have had wheels for all we know. Maybe he just skipped gym and was weak af. Or had the wrong wheels for the terrain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squarerarsamx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days agoSkipped the gym? Not the Christ depicted in so many churches where he looks like an Olympic gymnast, 6 pack and all.
minus-squareLordCrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·16 days ago9 pack, he had an extra ab, like Batman.
minus-squarespinnetrouble@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days agoMaybe he just thought, “Christ, I could really do with some wheels” the whole time
Jesus after seeing this pic:
And that even though people kept telling him: Jesus, take the wheel!
Nowhere in the bible is explicitly written, that Jesus didn’t think of that. Might have had wheels for all we know. Maybe he just skipped gym and was weak af. Or had the wrong wheels for the terrain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Skipped the gym? Not the Christ depicted in so many churches where he looks like an Olympic gymnast, 6 pack and all.
9 pack, he had an extra ab, like Batman.
Maybe he just thought, “Christ, I could really do with some wheels” the whole time