Lol great read. Jack Handey is a legend… I liked this bit:
Speaking of films, I could show you some films, films which show a different, gentler side of Earth. And while you’re watching the films I sort of slip away, because guess what? The projector is actually a thing that shoots out spinning blades! And you fell for it! Well, maybe not now.
Source for the quote: What I’d Say to the Martians by Jack Handey
Lol great read. Jack Handey is a legend… I liked this bit:
This is how I feel about elves.