I just thought, that would be funny. What songs do You know besides Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol, I Touch Myself by Divinyls and Whip It by Devo?
PS. I know Whip It isn’t about jacking off, but still most people think it is, so to me, that counts.
If you are making a playlist about masturbation, shouldn’t you be doin’ it by yourself?
I’ll see myself out
Shebop by Cindy Lauper Turning Japanese by The Vapors.
Better Off Without A Wife, by Tom Waits. Not specifically about masturbation, but he jokes about it in the preamble…“I don’t get weird about it, tying myself up…just like to spend a little time with myself, is all…makin’ the scene with a magazine…”
The Caesars insist that Jerk It Out is not about masturbation. Nonetheless, you should add Jerk It Out
Pictures of Lily - The Who
From Wikipedia:
Mark Wilkerson quotes Townshend as writing that the song is “Merely a ditty about masturbation and the importance of it to a young man.” However, the song does not mention masturbation explicitly.
They don’t usually do.
Orgy for One - Ninja Sex Party
Depending on how flexible you want the definition of masturbation to be. Here’s a song about fucking clones.
I would like to make an honorable mention about Peaches with Fuck the Pain Away. If you can add Whip It, I think some sex songs should get a pass.
Thought of another one from Barenaked Ladies.
Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Steel panther - all I wanna do is fuck(myself tonight)
Ok, I know this one.
Back ro the Rocking Horse by Poison Possibly I Get Off on You by Halestorm
Green Day Longview
Im still amused by how the Dookie bonus track and the one on Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill are, if you choose to hear it that way, the same song.
Mindless Self Indulgence has a track called Masterbates from, IMO, their best album:
The government knows - knower
A song about how the government uses their surveillance equipment just to watch you jerk it
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He’s always at it
The song Rosie by Jackson Browne is a beautiful piano ballad about masturbation.
It’s poking fun at the desperate sound guy who tries to pick up a young woman but ends up back with “Rosie” again.
