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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.
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    this administration spends more time thinking about teenage sperm and circumcisions than is justifiable

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      Well, they are the Geriatric Old Pedophile party.

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        We need to workshop this a bit. “Old” is kinda repetitive given the use of “geriatric”. Maybe switch for “Oligarch”?

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          Geriatric Obstructionist Pedophiles party.

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          I mean, the other party is also oligarchic.

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            True.

            Also, love the username 😜

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          Obease might be it.

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            They don’t all fit that though.

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          Yeah I was thinking about that. I was thinking Obtuse. Which actually maybe works much better.

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