It looks pretty clean to me 🤩
Also…do your laundry.
Make meHey now though, if I was a responsible adult you all would miss out on so much great content…
*Puts on sexy schoolteacher glasses * You’ve been a very very naughty girl. Today in home economics we’re going to learn to do our laundry.
And hey, nobody is saying you also need to fold it. You just have to put it in the wash.
Okay Mr. Biapathy, I promise I’m trying to pay attention to your lecture, but I keep getting distracted by playing with my ass instead of doing any laundry…
I’m just hopeless.
(directors commentary: this shot was such a pain to take, you can see my tripod starting to fall over reflected in the plug! Argh!)
I hate doing laundry.
Finding pictures like this buried in the comment section gives me feelings.
Hopefully they’re good feelings! I like rewarding engagement, and leaving plenty of fun easter eggs for the people who read through all the comments.
@Warl0k3 @iknowitwheniseeit what could be more delicious than discovering you toying your tight little arsehole?
It’s okay, you’re not hopeless, what’s important is that you’re trying your best. pats your head
We just need to play to your strengths, which is apparently being horny, slutty, and enticingly beautiful. Why don’t we try some maid/housekeeper roleplay. You just need to sexily take off your underwear, slowly bend over, and put it in the washer. Ez pz A+ 🌟 🏆.
And no. I did not in fact see your tripod falling over because I was distracted by…other more interesting things. And for the record, I have that exact same plug. Which also means that buttstuff is on the menu 😏
I hope your date went well ☺️
I’m sorry Mr. Biapathy, I tried real hard but I just got so confused with your instructions…
Did I do it right??
(I didn’t realize there were headpats up for grabs, you’d be shocked what I’ll do for sexy glasses and headpats…)
I’m trying to imagine the view when your washing machine starts centrifuging… 🤤
Ahhhhh, you see, there’s your problem. That’s a milkmaid costume, not a housekeeper. That explains your strong urges to milk something instead of do laundry. This is my mistake for not being more specific and you’ve done very well mein leiben. Allow me to remove those panties and give you something more appropriate to satisfy those urges(and against my better horny instincts(because the vibrations sound fun) not start the wash for you)
Also, I’m honestly and sincerely impressed by your shockingly prescient bank of pics or the effort. Damn girl. Good job.
Oh there’s no limit to the effort I’ll put in for a stupid joke, though to my shock I apparently don’t own a maid costume. I’ll have to fix this catastrophic wardrobe oversight as soon as I have the spare funds…
I’m starting to see why you’d never have clean panties if this is what you get up to with them!
The worst part is I really did have to grab those from the dirty underwear basket, the pathological avoidance to doing laundry isn’t nearly as much of a joke as I would like it to be
No @Warl0k3@lemmy.world don’t do your laundry, you can send me the dirty ones 🤤
Can’t wait for more details on how did your date night go. I bet there is an amazing, hot wet and slippery story there. 🤤🤤
If you have a longer rope, you could try to continue with a middle loop on the legs like a garter belt. Assuming you have socks with hoops then you can thread the rope through them so it can hold the socks up.
Does it count as panties if it’s not covering what it should cover?
I don’t think I’ve ever encountered socks like that, but now I’m looking for them since that’s a pretty hot idea. I love contraptional shibari!
And I’m not sure, but I haven’t heard any complaints about my misuse of the undergarment terminology so…
If stocking sewing is easy then you can make some yourself. If not, there are a few models that have a net sorta texture at the end. Or even just fishnet stockings.
I am more concerned about you not wearing anything above that. What kind of date is this? :D
What kind of date is this?
Well given how the night turned out (I’ll post pics soon), it was The Kind I Was Warned About as a teenager… Really fun outing with a longtime play partner. Only time someone’s suggested “all-night grocery store” as a place to go on a date (and boy, did that turn into an incredibly hot time)
You were warned about going on dates with rope panties and a buttplug and then showing that off in public? They just warned me about drugs and stuff, maybe they saw I was too well-behaved
I’m sure your date will appreciate your efforts, and reward (or punish, depending on preference) you appropriately for them.
A good punishment is it’s own reward, though.
How very true! Well, I look forward to hearing/seeing what was inflicted on you for this.
Definitely, I always love combining dates and shibari
That’s gonna be one hell of a date 🥵🤤
It had better be, I worked myself up way too much getting ready…
Well, I’d be more than happy to stand in should it be any kind of lame. You got my lower half standing already ngl 🥵
Your date will certainly appreciate the work I hope. Very well done. A slightly different alignment of the rope might have made you feel a little more uncomfortable…
My goal was to make sure there was easy access (I might have opted for… other ways to keep me uncomfortable❤️) but I’m very curious what you have in mind!
Easy access is always appreciated. Finding ways to keep yourself uncomfortable at the same time is the icing on the cake. I really like the way you think. Good indicator that you know how to please… and that you are eager to do so.
I’ll confess that there’s a certain amount of self-interest in making sure it takes as little work as possible to get my holes stuffed, but it really was mostly a consideration for his potential benefit…
Here’s the additional distraction, btw:
Dressed up like that I have no doubts that your holes are going to be stuffed. Your date will enjoy to discover what is underneath your dress for sure.
The distraction is chosen perfectly. Will be a constant reminder for sure. Really emphasizes your needy puffy pussy. Have something to sensitize your nipples too?
Unfortunately no, I couldn’t get anything to stay on my tits, they kept getting knocked off by my dress. Damn public decency laws (which absolutely got skirted this evening, photos of that in a little bit… 😉 )
Why am I not surprised that you tried to find something appropriate for your tits? Good girl!
Small rubber bands around your nips might have done the trick. You just need to make sure they have the perfect amount of pressure since you would be wearing them for a longer period of time. But imagine how sensitive and tender they would be after a while.
I am glad you are about to (or already did) bend some of those damn public decency laws. Photos are very much appreciated of course. 🤩
So yeah, that is a good enough idea I just had to try it:
I couldn’t get it to work at all with a regular rubber bands, but I just got my braces off and it turns out those bands are the absolute perfect size for putting on my nipples. So like, fuck, thank you for giving me something to do with those! And for the extremely hot suggestion, I’ve been wearing them for the past hour and -damn- this is effective.
@Warl0k3 why would ever wear panties again, having dressed yourself so perfectly?
I’m not going to say I disagree, I do much prefer being naked to the alternatives. But some people prefer to unwrap their presents, and I can certainly see how that would add to the enjoyment, too…
@Warl0k3 well, I am assuming you might have a layer above the novelty underwear?!
And your improvisation, once revealed, does provide an interesting challenge to your partner about how they might improvise with you, given what they are presented with!
You do make a good point, yeah… We’ll see how the improvisation goes!
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