Context here is giving a dear friend a hard time about an even harder time they put me through with that stuff. I know I’m teasing a helluva story here, but I would sooner take a golden shower than bathe in Liberty Creek. But a nicer red wine, one that doesn’t almost put three people in the hospital because the bottle is tainted with an ungodly amount of methanol, THAT I would 100% bathe in.
God, that would be so pretty too. Clawfoot bathtub, velvet curtains in the background, lots and lots of candles as I’m half-submerged in a nice dark merlot, wine pouring down along my thigh as I raise one leg out of the bath to wash it…
Damnit now I just need to be able to afford a clawfoot bathtub full of merlot.
Sorry for screwing up your story line here. I didn’t have such intention at all. However, the view of a bottle of wine and a pair of amazing lips can screw up alot of things. Hahah 🤭
Don’t you agree?
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Context here is giving a dear friend a hard time about an even harder time they put me through with that stuff. I know I’m teasing a helluva story here, but I would sooner take a golden shower than bathe in Liberty Creek. But a nicer red wine, one that doesn’t almost put three people in the hospital because the bottle is tainted with an ungodly amount of methanol, THAT I would 100% bathe in.
God, that would be so pretty too. Clawfoot bathtub, velvet curtains in the background, lots and lots of candles as I’m half-submerged in a nice dark merlot, wine pouring down along my thigh as I raise one leg out of the bath to wash it…
Damnit now I just need to be able to afford a clawfoot bathtub full of merlot.
Sorry for screwing up your story line here. I didn’t have such intention at all. However, the view of a bottle of wine and a pair of amazing lips can screw up alot of things. Hahah 🤭 Don’t you agree?