Well it worked so well for Battleship. Idiots.

Counterpoint:

I’m not saying this is a good idea, just that sometimes good movies come from board games.
But Clue was just murder mystery, it’s already a proven story arc.
Catan has no story as far as i remember so it’d probably be like dnd. Random stories set in the world. So you could take any proven story arc and just repurpose them for Catan.
I kinda liked Battleship 🫤

The irony of seeing Netflix on the receiving end of a bad trade for rights to…a Catan movie

It better have at least 3 “I got wood for sheep” lines at key moments
Minecraft movie but for gen X
I fully expect theaters full of nerds (that’s why I’m going) to throw popcorn and be awful nuisances when they say longest road
3 months until we have Stranger Things: Settlers of The Upside Down
Why would they settle Straya, moyte?
I predict this is going to be even better than the battleship movie!






