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andros_rex@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago

Cisgender Boy Forced to Play on Girls' Sports Team Because of Birth Certificate Error

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andros_rex@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days ago
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He was "physically removed" from the boy's team basketball tryouts.
  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    18 days ago

    What a shithole country.

    • fsociety@sopuli.xyz
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      That’s beginning to feel like an understatement. We need a new type of hole to describe just how shit things are. A shit-Mariana Trench country, perhaps.

      • crandlecan@mander.xyz
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        18 days ago

        How 'bout… Trumphole? Truole?

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        18 days ago

        When they did a scan of my colon, they found I had pollips. Thats how we discovered I have cancer.

        Then they cut the pollips off. I imagine that left a hole in the pollip area.

        How about colon pollip hole?

        • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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          colon pollip hole

          Bush’s Secretary of State?

          • AA5B@lemmy.world
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            17 days ago

            That’s excellent! Is everyone here too young to laugh?

          • That Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            18 days ago

            or everyone working for dumpy.

      • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip
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        18 days ago

        Uranus’s moon Miranda has features called coronae, at least one of which has a depth probably exceeding the Challenger Deep low point of the Mariana Trench - estimated at 10 to 20 kilometers, vs. Challenger Deep’s 10.4 kilometers.

        Alternatively, the Kola Superdeep Borehole SG-3 has a depth of over 12.2 kilometers, also deeper than Challenger Deep.

        • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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          That’s… Pretty deep.

          But I think we also need total volume.

          • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip
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            17 days ago

            Wikipedia, re: Valles Marineris on Mars:

            At more than 4,000 km (2,500 mi) long, 200 km (120 mi) wide and up to 7 km (23,000 ft) deep, Valles Marineris is the largest canyon in the Solar System.

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        18 days ago

        Shitpact crater.

      • invertedspear@lemmy.zip
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        18 days ago

        It’s not the size of the whole that makes it bad, it’s the contents of the whole. So maybe a bloody diarrhea whole?

      • nialv7@lemmy.world
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        18 days ago

        A diarrhea hole.

      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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        18 days ago

        I have one, “the USA”.

      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
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        18 days ago

        I think we can just call it dumpf’s diaper.

    • scarabic@lemmy.world
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      17 days ago

      Arizona, too. Not even one of the true asshole-of-the-country states.

    • the_q@lemmy.zip
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      18 days ago

      So is Lemmy.ca just another .ml with maple syrup?

      • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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        You can’t possibly think the US is anything but terrible

        • Frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          It’s terrible, but when it comes to trans issues, there’s an awful lot of people in glass houses. The center of transphobia is arguably the UK.

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          No I do, but I live here. I can’t count how many Lemmy.ca folks giving this same type of response.

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            Gee, I wonder what could have happened to piss off the Canucks?

            • the_q@lemmy.zip
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              18 days ago

              Hard telling.

              • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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                Yea, hard tellin not thinking.

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            Mainer that chose to join our more sensible brothers to the North. Nothing but glad they would have me. America fucking sucks and living here is starting to suck even as a working class white guy, which is frankly most of my state. Why anyone would think a patriotic thought besides burn it all down at this point is beyond me.

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