So glad we’re out of the obligatory mustache era.
True, although I think it’s great that beards have made a comeback
nah i could probably rock one of these if i ate with a straw
Every time I have chicken soup, there’s never any chicken bits in it
*Harrumphs and blows out his mustache, showering the locality in chicken globs*
Mama says Friedrich Nietzsche was ornery cuz he got all them mustache hairs and no mustache comb.
He doesn’t need to eat in the standard manner, he can just strain krill out of the ocean like a whale.
Everything I eat tastes like the last thing I ate.
In this case, everything you eat tastes like the first thing you ate.
How do you even kiss that man?
Great philosophers don’t get kissed, silly. (Actually Nietzsche himself likely said something like that.)
Something tells me philosophers are typically not too concerned with attracting sexual partners.
women flock to them like flies on poop though. maybe i should have studied brain studies when i was in the schools.
I could probably grow a mustache like that, but I think my chances of getting kissed are low enough as it is.
very [ee]nteresting.
Nietzsche appears to have evolved independently to fill the same environmental niche as Dr Zoidberg.
What does not kill you makes you stronger. Chew that hair.
