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minus-squareRodgeGrabTheCat 🇨🇦🏴☠️@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up33·8 days agoAttorney: Were to present for your son’s birth (asked of the biological mother). I believe I read this in “the coffee news” many years ago.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 days agoVanessa: “My dad left before I was born!” Deadpool: “My dad left before I was CONCEIVED!”
Attorney: Were to present for your son’s birth (asked of the biological mother). I believe I read this in “the coffee news” many years ago.
Vanessa: “My dad left before I was born!”
Deadpool: “My dad left before I was CONCEIVED!”
My dad left before he was born!