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  • Flickerby@lemmy.zip
    23·
    10 days ago

    That’s nice dear, we’ll put it up on the fridge next to all your other tests, just move one of the syphilis positives to the garage.

  • myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip
    14·
    10 days ago

    Y’all just wish you could do as good as he did on this test. Perfect scores. And a perfect mri. Y’all are just jealous of his super big brain and perfect hunk of a beautiful, in a totally manly way, 6’3” 224 lb with 5% body fat body.

    • MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works
      3·
      10 days ago

      Y’all are just jealous of his super big brain and perfect hunk of a beautiful, in a totally manly way, 6’3” 224 lb with 5% body fat body.

      FTFY, and also nah lol.

      • myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip
        5·
        10 days ago

        Just muscle. Slathered in diaper rash cream. Slight ting of Cheeto dust and a hamburger on his fingers. Makes Greek gods look pathetic.

  • z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml
    9·
    10 days ago

    Strangely enough, I think Donald Trump might be the only person for which suffering Alzheimer’s Disease might be a blessing. If I were Trump, I wouldn’t want to remember who I was or those around me.

    • dnick@sh.itjust.works
      6·
      10 days ago

      That is sad in both directions. You’d think coming to and realizing you are a pathetic piece of shit should be some kind of punishment, but then you realize he would probably still get his sadistic pleasure out of remembering all the bodies he stepped on to get to where he is now.

      Really that’s the whole story, in that the world he lives in genuinely rewards greed and disgusting behavior, it’s just that most people have some sense or realization of the shame it involves to get there, and he’s just not equipped with the self reflection it takes for that shame to do anything.