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CrypticVader to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

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  • MxM111
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    50•2 years ago

    You look like your mom! And for some reason like the doctor.

    • @joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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      5•2 years ago

      And also like the dad… starting to think OP is from a very “tight knit” small town.

  • El Barto
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    27•2 years ago

    Why do you explain the joke in the title?

    • CrypticVaderOP
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      24•2 years ago

      Sorry about that, it took a while for me to understand the joke so I thought it would help to put the gist of it in the title.

      Now for the actual reason, I wanted to post without a title, but lemmy doesn’t allow that, so I put that there without much thought (⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!

      • Malle_Yeno
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        11•2 years ago

        I actually didn’t get it for a second, so I do appreciate your title.

      • El Barto
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        7•2 years ago

        It was annoying on reddit. But I understand your argument.

        If you have to post a title, a “no title” should do it.

        • CrypticVaderOP
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          2 years ago

          Lesson learned.

  • @halvar@lemm.ee
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    21•2 years ago

    I’d prefer for my wife to do so instead

    • @Possiblystupid@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      I’d prefer to do your wife instead. (Sorry this is not who I am)

      • Norgur
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        6•2 years ago

        be careful what you wish for. You should check out your stance on things like pegging before you say something like that.

        • @Juvyn00b@lemmynsfw.com
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          2•2 years ago

          What kind of stance should I get in to get pegged?

      • @Llewellyn@lemmy.ml
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        2 years ago

        (…this is what I do)

  • Philo
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    12•2 years ago

    Took me embarassingly long to get this’

  • @CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    I enjoy this meme image. Updoot.

  • @postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    They just take the old color scheme off the babies around here.

  • @WereCat@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    Via post or some other delivery service?

  • MxM111
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    1•2 years ago

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