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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago

One day Star Trek will probably morph into a religion.

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One day Star Trek will probably morph into a religion.

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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @Blackout@startrek.website
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    57•2 years ago

    • @ringwraithfish@startrek.website
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      9•2 years ago

      And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no Tribble at all.

  • teft
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    In my home Star Trek is the religion. It’s been a long road getting from there to here. Because I’ve got faith in the Spock.

    • @1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz
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      15•2 years ago

      Blasphemer, the prophets sent the Sisko to guide us as our emissary

      • @LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz
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        Look, all I said was, “That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko.”

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      10•2 years ago

      It might as well be in my home too. My wife and I aren’t religious, so we may have snuck a few subtle trek things into our wedding ceremony.

    • @SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Would you describe your faith as heart-related?

      • teft
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        4•2 years ago

        It’s the only way I can make sure that they’re not gonna hold me down no more.

    • Hexbollah [he/him, any]
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

    • Ithorian [comrade/them]
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      1•2 years ago

      I hate you…

  • Flying Squid
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    19•2 years ago

    Bah. Our ornament celebrates the true spirit of Christmas:

    When you push the button, the fight music plays. For like a full minute. It’s amazing.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      7•2 years ago

      That’s amazing! I haven’t seen this one.

      • @ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        I used this in the header for today’s Trek-mas!

        • The Picard ManeuverOP
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          5•2 years ago

          Whaaaat, how did I miss it?!

      • Flying Squid
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        4•2 years ago

        I got it in a Hallmark store probably 25 years ago.

    • @Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5n28hpMFBE

  • Blaster M
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    16•2 years ago

    As long as we don’t end up with the Star Trek Wars

    • 567PrimeMover
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      And the great pilgrimage after - The Star Wars Trek

    • IninewCrow
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      4•2 years ago

      UNBELIEVER!

  • 567PrimeMover
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    And the Savior said unto James - “I have been, and always shall be, your friend”

    • Book of Archer 32:10
  • @solarvector@lemmy.zip
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    9•2 years ago

    And a much much better religion than scientology.

  • theinspectorst
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    For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Spock died for our sins according to the scriptures;

    And that he was buried, and that he rose again in the third movie according to the scriptures:

    And that he was seen of Jim, then of the rest of the bridge crew.

    -- 1 Roddenberry 15:3-5

  • @BeardedSingleMalt@startrek.website
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    6•2 years ago

    On the Third day movie he rose again!

  • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Merry Spockmas! 🎄

  • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Ship… out of danger?

    • Possibly linux
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      2•2 years ago

      cries

      • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        (Spoiler) No need to cry, watch the sequel

  • Nacktmull
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    That in fact happened long ago:

    Join Ashtar Command Crew, a spiritual community for awakening to the new reality of Ashtar Command, a galactic federation of light and love

    Sadly they seem to have turned from a weird UFO cult into a right wing QAnon cult at this point, so no links from me …

  • @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works
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    3•2 years ago

    link now

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      It looks like this is the Hallmark ornament from 2015, so the only option might be ebay.

      • @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 years ago

        Oh dang it’s pricey nevermind lol https://www.ornament-shop.com/2015-star-trek-the-needs-of-the-many-i1151630.html

        It is fun looking at them all, though

        • @Cort@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          Dr. EMH is only $25…

          • @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works
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            Some tempting options, right? I’m trying to stay strong and tell myself I don’t need any more plastic. 😣

  • Hexbollah [he/him, any]
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    3•2 years ago

    The Historical Documents!

  • Ithorian [comrade/them]
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    2•2 years ago

    I sacrifice at the alter of Kahless every day.

  • @TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    Hold on a second, that’s not Gandalf

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