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@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteM to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 1 year ago

Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic

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Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic

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@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteM to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @JackDark@lemmy.world
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    66•1 year ago

    Odo has absolutely always returned the cart. In fact, I’d say he’s tracked down everyone he can find that hasn’t returned the cart and forced them to return one in front of him.

    • @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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      21•1 year ago

      Nah, Odo believes in rules and order too much to force others to return their cart when there’s no rule saying they need to do so.

      He doesn’t like it when people leave their carts in random locations, which is why he leaves his very neatly where it’s not going to be a danger of rolling into a car or the middle of the lot, but he definitely isn’t going to return it himself when it’s someone else’s job to do so.

    • @evdo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4•1 year ago

      Excellent

    • @Awesome357@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Also he will arrest Jake and Nog and drag them into detention for Nog’s quarter scheme. Quark will feign being outraged but then will insist he be included next time so he can teach Nog how to not get caught.

    • @Sir_Fridge@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Odo just becomes a cart.

  • @ummthatguy@startrek.website
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    56•1 year ago

    • @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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      29•1 year ago

      While I appreciate the addition, I feel like Weyoun would command Damar to return the cart.

      Damar would then drunkenly push it into the cart return and not pick it up when it fell over.

      • @ummthatguy@startrek.website
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        33•1 year ago

        • @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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          14•1 year ago

          There’s my boy.

      • @thessnake03@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        At the end, he gets really into the store loyalty program. FOR WALMART!!

  • @marcos@lemmy.world
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    40•1 year ago

    Nah, Bashir would devise a clever plan to everything work out just fine without people returning their carts.

    Also, I’m pretty sure you got Garak wrong. He would promise never to return the cart, make a loud point about it for everybody, and insist on the subject every chance he gets. Just to covertly return it when nobody is looking because when Cardassia befriends the supermarket his people would benefit from the carts being correctly parked.

    • @skydivekingair@lemmy.world
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      12•1 year ago

      And then Julian’s plan would cause more chaos than had it not been implemented because one person went ahead and returned their cart.

    • @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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      10•1 year ago

      Bashir has no idea how carts end up back at the cart return, and between O’Brien and Garak he isn’t likely to learn.

      • mosiacmango
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        Bashir ended up helping several patrons with cart return based injuries and forgot to return his in the process.

        He also invented a cart injury vaccine while helping, but it was shuffled into obscurity by section 31 who had several cart injury assassinations planned.

  • @radix@lemmy.world
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    36•1 year ago

    O’Brien returned his cart, and yours, and was mumbling complaints about lazy people while gathering two more when somebody drove a motorized cart into him and broke his ankle.

    • @ummthatguy@startrek.website
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      15•1 year ago

      Feral Molly to little Molly: “Remember to push the cart just as he looks away.”

  • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    23•1 year ago

  • @linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Kai Winn: grabs you by the ear and declares that the prophets dictate you not only return her cart for her, but that you must unload her cart into her vehicle. And if you don’t, your pah will suffer, my child

    • linuxgator
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      5•1 year ago

      Nah, Kai Winn is the Karen who complains to the store manager that all of the carts pull to the left.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    20•1 year ago

    I’m Worf.

    • @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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      15•1 year ago

      Some days we’re all Worf.

      • @grue@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edflm7Hh3hs

      • @ursakhiin@beehaw.org
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        4•1 year ago

        Those are the days “I only went in for 1 or 2 (20 as it turns out) things”

  • @MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    Was reading this to my SO, and was given a correction for Quark: gets Rom to pay Quark for the privilege of returning Quarks cart.

  • @jawa21@startrek.website
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    15•1 year ago

    • @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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      9•1 year ago

      “The cart return tasks me! It tasks me and I shall have it!”

  • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    Do you know how many carts Dukat spared from getting pushed into traffic?

  • SGG
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    10•1 year ago

    Sisko - chance to also perform a warcrime while returning the trolley.

  • @CrayonMaster@midwest.social
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    10•1 year ago

    But people who don’t return carts are just as bad as landlords???

    • @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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      10•1 year ago

      Hey, talk to Rom; he’s the one who thinks that.

      • Rom [he/him]
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        6•1 year ago

        It’s true, I do.

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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    8•1 year ago

    The real move is to park next to the cart return

    • @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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      10•1 year ago

      Now you’re thinking like Vedek Bareil.

  • @Donnagen@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6•1 year ago

    Morn: never seen with a cart

    • @USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Morn is the guy whose job it is to collect the carts and stock shelves, but the only thing anyone ever sees him doing is smoking out behind the dumpster.

      • @VindictiveJudge@startrek.website
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        7•1 year ago

        And yet, all the carts are collected and all the shelves fully stocked.

    • PlasmaDistortion
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      3•1 year ago

      But everyone talks about how he’s the best with carts.

  • @VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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    Changelings/Founders: “It’s a flaw of the solids… To turn something as simple as food transporting - into a fundamental flaw of a decrepit society. Their so-called “cart” – a mere extension of the hands, solids fail to recognize as part of one’s primal nutrition gathering needs in order to just survive. But instead, as logical weapons to other solids who oppose their incomplete transportation rules…”

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