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@WhisperingEye@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

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  • bruhduh
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    98•1 year ago

    Don’t dump December ended bro… It’s time to stop

    • Dojan
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      28•1 year ago

      Or start, in this case.

      • @casmael@startrek.website
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        5•1 year ago

        Good point

  • don
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    74•1 year ago

    Fiber, lots of.

    • @Bristlecone@lemmy.world
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      As a nurse, I can say this is always the answer, vegetables & fruit. The American diet is horrible for the GI system. When I went vegan some years ago I started having three a day, takes less than a minute apiece

      • @Rolder@reddthat.com
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        Over here with my preferred snack of apple and peanut butter. Guess an apple a day DOES keep the doctor away huh?

        • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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          5•1 year ago

          You but 4 a day for a week will lock you right up.

          Too much fiber.

          • @Bristlecone@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            This is a myth, every single thing I eat all day has a ton of fiber in it and I have never had a problem. No doctor will recommend limiting your natural fiber in any way

            • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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              1•1 year ago

              My dude I implore you to test my theory, please do

              • @Bristlecone@lemmy.world
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                1•1 year ago

                Did you read my post?

      • @DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.ml
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        deleted by creator

      • @meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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        4•1 year ago

        I started just mixing some psyllium husk into my usual water consumption, but that’s partially to support my intermittent fasting schedule.

  • @lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    56•1 year ago

    The Lemmy cycle:

    • bean memes
    • shitposts
    • beef memes
    • memes about never pooping
    • back to start
    • Match!!
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      13•1 year ago

      quick, get this poster some bean memes

    • @juladuni@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      points 2 and 4 are the same.

    • @EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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      3•1 year ago

      I just cleared hard drive of stroganoff memes so that better not come back.

  • Ghostalmedia
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    45•1 year ago

    You’re two thirds through the Lemmy 3 Days No Poop Challenge.

    Hang in there!

    • @Interesting_Test_814@jlai.lu
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      6•1 year ago

      Exactly my thought when i saw this post

  • bruhduh
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    44•1 year ago

    mmyshitpost@lemmy.world-10210093

  • @Risk@feddit.uk
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    Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:

    Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.

  • @null@slrpnk.net
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    28•1 year ago

    Depends, are you trying to poop, or doing the 3 day challenge?

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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      1•1 year ago

      Not long ago on Lemmy this was a goal, not a problem.

  • @BonfireOvDreams@lemmy.ml
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    19•1 year ago

    For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?

    • @Lightfire228@pawb.social
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      6•1 year ago

      Some people have slower digestive systems than others

      It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating

      • @AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        #🥵

    • Christer Enfors
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      6•1 year ago

      Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅

      • @AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world
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        That’s what killed Elvis fyi

    • @WhisperingEye@lemmy.worldOP
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      I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants…

      • @RinseDrizzle@midwest.social
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        6•1 year ago

        Drink some coffee

  • @Commiunism@lemmy.wtf
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    18•1 year ago

    You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.

    You’ll be fine

    • @WhisperingEye@lemmy.worldOP
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      5•1 year ago

      Thank you for believing in me

      • @Vlixz@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        What happens after those 2 weeks?

        • @AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/elvis-presley-autopsy-report-reveals-disturbing-details-everything-we-know-about-death-of-rock-singer/amp_articleshow/104700419.cms

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    18•1 year ago

    I recommend pooping asap.

  • @IzzyScissor@lemmy.world
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    15•1 year ago

    Why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?

  • @jennwiththesea@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.

  • ANGRY_MAPLE
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    This might only be me, but when I’m constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.

    I’ll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won’t chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)

    Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.

    • @flubba86@lemmy.world
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      That’s a good tip. My personal choice is celery. Celery has higher water content, and more insoluble fibre than lettuce. And you can eat it pretty quickly too.

  • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    You’re just charging your ultimate attack.

  • @TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz
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    Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.

    • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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      34•1 year ago

      BE VERY CAREFUL DOING THIS!!! you may accidentally chew too much gum, and blow a bubble so big that you float away into the sky.

      • @Possible_EmuWrangler@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        You could also swallow it by mistake and it gets stuck for years.

    • @vaselined@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      What does it do

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