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@mdurell@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

If pants wore pants...

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If pants wore pants...

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@mdurell@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @qisope@lemmy.world
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    56•1 year ago

    given that the word 'pants ’ sounds like a plural, perhaps we can assume each leg is an independent entity and deserves its own pair of pants. i chose left.

    • @fossphi@lemm.ee
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      29•1 year ago

      Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

    • IndiBrony
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      21•1 year ago

      “Yes, Sir. I would like to buy one pant!”

      • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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        8•1 year ago

        This is how you say it in French. “Un Pantalon”

    • @moistclump@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      But we have “legs” and give each leg a pant. Therefore wouldn’t each pant also just have one pant?

    • @EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Pant

  • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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    34•1 year ago

    Pants have the same number of legs as people. This joke is getting absurd.

    • Solivine
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      10•1 year ago

      That’s the joke

      • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        Yes. And it’s absurd.

        • Solivine
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          8•1 year ago

          It’s a type of humour I suppose, I like absurd humour that makes fun of the concept

    • @RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      So you’re saying the one in the right then?

  • @fastandcurious@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Teachers: You should try do something productive in your free time

    Me in my free time:

    • @grue@lemmy.world
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      27•1 year ago

      The math teacher, who knows you’re about to accidentally learn about recursion and series:

      • @fastandcurious@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        Let’s use geometric progression to find how many rows we can create with a set of 200 pants!

      • @MBM@lemmings.world
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        1•1 year ago

        Maybe even topology!

  • @AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    Okay, which one of you wears pants on each leg?

  • @ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml
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    11•1 year ago

    Like on the right. Left side is wasteful and floppy

    • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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      6•1 year ago

      I mean, the humans think it’s cool to take perfectly good pants, tear holes in them until there are hardly any pants, and wear them like that. Maybe pants are even cooler?

      • @dimeslime@lemmy.ca
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        2•1 year ago

        Do pants feel pain?

  • veroxii
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    10•1 year ago

    Asked my 10 year old. Definitely the right hand side. “Because on the left the pants are now shorts.”

  • ForestOrca
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    9•1 year ago

    Eschew bifurcated clothing!!

  • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    Did the pants on the left split its legs down the middle?

  • @TehBamski@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    The right side makes the most sense to me.

  • @EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    Right Because the left would get significantly more difficult once you start adding more pants

    • eltimablo
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      1•1 year ago

      If a pants’s pants wore pants, what would it look like?

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure the right is how people wear pants in the winter.

  • @connaisseur@feddit.de
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    2•1 year ago

    Like this.

  • @BlanK0@lemmy.ml
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    2•1 year ago

    First one definitely 😂

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