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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Banana for scale

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Banana for scale

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • Destroyer of Worlds 3000
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    58•1 year ago

    Sucks, Costco makes you buy two.

    • @n0m4n@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      You make that sound like a bad thing.

    • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      Giant cheese skateboard.

  • GreenPlasticSushiGrass
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    33•1 year ago

    But what about second breakfast?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      25•1 year ago

      That’s what the banana is for.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        6•1 year ago

        No that’s a butt banana.

        • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          People can spice how they choose, stop shaming them for it.

        • Fuck spez
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          2•1 year ago

          Username checks out.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          2•1 year ago

          It has dual use.

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    31•1 year ago

    I wonder how much cows milk was compressed into this cheddar .7z file.

    • Bonehead
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      19•1 year ago

      It takes one gallon of milk to make one pound of cheese. So about 4000 gallons of milk.

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        21•1 year ago

        That must be one exhausted cow.

        • IninewCrow
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          15•1 year ago

          • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            ewwwwww nice

        • @Tremble@sh.itjust.works
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          4•1 year ago

          That’s utterly ridiculous

          • L3ft_F13ld!
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            5•1 year ago

            *udderly

            • @WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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              1•1 year ago

              *that’s the joke

              • L3ft_F13ld!
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                1•1 year ago

                deleted by creator

          • @ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            Udderly* ridiculous

  • @bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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    15•1 year ago

    What the waiter is gonna have to roll up with for me to say stop

  • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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    12•1 year ago

    Finally, the big cheese.

  • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    How fascinated would a lady be if I gave this to her?

    • RobotsLeftHand
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      3•1 year ago

      How do you think Kelce Landed Taylor?

  • @aelwero@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    I believe in that quantity it’s spelled and pronounced “cheddah”…

  • @FlashZordon@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    My toddler would probably eat this in half a day.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      6•1 year ago

      My dog would probably eat it in about 30 seconds.

      • @holycrap@lemm.ee
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        3•1 year ago

        What kind of dog do you have that can devour 2 tons of anything in 30 seconds?

        • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
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          5•1 year ago

          yes

        • @n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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          3•1 year ago

          Lab

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        Do dogs tolerate cheddar well?

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          2•1 year ago

          Probably not. But she still goes crazy for it. We don’t give her a lot. But I do know how quickly she eats things.

  • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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    Now I’m curious about the density of cheese.

    477 kg/m3 (water is 1000 kg/m3 for ref)

    30lb/ft3

    • @DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      So roughly how many pounds per cubic banana

      • @Tremble@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 year ago

        Including the skin?

        • @nonailsleft@lemm.ee
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          4•1 year ago

          European or African?

          • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            Those are called plantains.

  • @fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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    7•1 year ago

    “Something big is happening with cheddar cheese”

  • @Whatevster@lemmy.today
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    6•1 year ago

    https://y.yarn.co/f4b96fb8-de12-4f5f-81da-fd3818774304_text.gif

  • Arthur Besse
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    6•1 year ago

    brent rambo thumbs up meme

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Eh, that’s a lot of cheddar! 🫰🫰🫰

  • @ScrollerBall@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Is it Big Block of Cheese Day?

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      1•1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Big Block of Cheese Day

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • PatFusty
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    5•1 year ago

    I needed this

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