The lyric from dress is about a dress. But if the lyric from wood is about wood, then that’s one long fucking dick

They’re not deporting all the refugees, that kind of thing only happens in America

Batman has mad PTSD and probably a personality disorder tbh.

A corporation would just buy the turbine. Superman absolutely should laser supervillains, starting with his bald nemesis Jeff Bezos. It’s not a coincidence that in the 2010s Lex was redesigned to look like Zuckerberg, and in the new movie he’s a gamer (he probably plays Path of Exile)

Because he’s still a billionaire

Just make him the wise old mentor, easy

Nah, keep it going even when homelessness is low. If you own three vacant properties, you’re paying 3,000 a year. It would be cheaper to give one of your homes away to a poor person who only has one, so they get to have a vacation home too. The poor person only has to pay 10 dollars a year.

This prevents refugees from owning their own home

Non intellego. Romanus antiquus sum et alpha perfectum sensum mihi facit

I speak to customer service representatives on the phone and when they ask for codes, I recite NATO to them. And they get confused.

“Please sir can you enter your product code?”

“Yeah it’s one zulu foxtrox three niner…”

“Wat.”

No. Nobody needs a Bitcoin to live, and Bitcoins are still expensive. We have more houses than we need, and housing is expensive. That’s because they’re both being used as ponzi schemes.

Nope, in America through-traffic goes right through the city center. Fortunately, many cities have innovated to solve this problem by bulldozing their city centers to build more stroads

SUPERHOT is the most innovative shooter I’ve played in years!

sudo pacman -Syu

Buddy, going to the grocery store isn’t a sport, and nobody needs to wear spandex to do it. If you do sports on your bike that’s great, but other people don’t have to.

I don’t use gnome because I don’t think a desktop use interface should be designed for iPads

Immortan Joe was covered in sores that needed baby powder and a plastic breastplate to cover them when he went out to “make war”, which consisted of being driven around by his underlings. Elon is perfectly capable of filling in for that role.

Oh look, it’s the autism-hating rape apologist from Raddle here to educate us on being a proper leftist