Neen, Gustav zit daar met zijn kat

In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you

Well, of course you can ask but your condition grants you no privileges over someone else’s boundaries. You’re only the asshole if you don’t respect those boundaries.

Grade A dumbfuck reporting for duty!

Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!

Your critique has no dominion here, Lemming. /s Big fan of the franchise. Just want some escapism for a few hours.

I don’t think it’s more expensive to hire people for this work than to develop and produce a bunch of robots that are obviously not up to the task.

How could they ever be? Loneliness can only be adressed through sincere human contact. Any other (robotic) solution is financially wasteful at best and disastrously counterproductive at worst.

Let’s throw a clanker at a problem that obviously needs a human solution. What could go wrong?

Also: would it maybe be cheaper to just hire a human for this? Seems like the development of such a machine would be much more expensive that just hiring a guy.

Me too, chimpsan. Me too

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Y’all guys would be fucked!

Where is Saddam Hussein?

…or a proctology exam

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER

Ahh, of course. And now we know there’s three stages of separation between AI and the muppets.

Hard to ignore when your doctor is using you as his hand-puppet.

How did we get here, again?

Already owner of a grade-a sphincter but I’ll see what I can do. Maybe also add a monocle?

Welp, off to the doctor’s, I guess!

Is this some kind of remix of the Michael Bolton song? Nice kitty though!

Grinding Dory 😅