I wish the IT company we work with used enterprise edition, instead I have to deal with a ton of fuckery that is professional edition in an org with 50 employees, and I do not have the schooling necessary to take over fully.

Really wish we could just ditch windows altogether every time I find another computer that is using a local login instead of an AD login because they couldn’t be bothered to set shit up properly

I feel like I fell into a septic lagoon.

(Yes, these exist and are objectively the grossest of the 3 septic options I am aware of)

So your friend buys all the components and a case of beer (or non alcoholic equivalent) and asks you to help assemble it?

They just wanted to point out that they pointlessly censored “ass”.

I have taught my dog a few nonverbal commands, so I could easily identify her without even speaking… If she isn’t too busy terrorising the other 99 dogs of course.

Most shock collars on the highest setting can cause burns, and prolonged shocks can do permanent damage.

Honestly, shock collars should be fully illegal.

A lot of shock collars are remote controlled, not just with the weird invisible fence gimmick.