https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=90th_Missile_Wing_LGM-30_Minuteman_Missile_Launch_Sites&wprov=rarw1

Pretty sure these are still active. I’ve driven by some of them.

As much as I would love Colorado to depart the insanity, it will never happen. A ton of the nuclear ICBMs are here and it’s not like Washington will give that up.

This is perfect, because I vaguely remember the Virginia signs reading, “ speed enforced by aircraft.”

Same

I can’t even remember the last time I saw a Dead Milk Men reference!

“Totally not porn”

Oh. Then it makes sense that South is the final objective.

No capes!

After their mishandling of Princess Connect, nobody should trust investing their time with gaming through Crunchyroll, EVER.