I mean there is a point I wouldn’t trust myself to be high around $800 of cookies

Let’s be real. We’re all just as clueless

Become a nudist. Problem solved.

My life with eczema

Nah, edging is still legal

It’s this mentality that prevents us from creating time machines

That’s fair. Gay frogs and Al Gore turned me anti fascist. Just think what children could do

Seriously, I feel like every major region of the world has a loud guy telling them some other religious/cultural group is out to get them. When in reality the group that’s out to get them is billionaires.

Desperate people are also easier to turn on each other. Maintain your communities everyone, don’t let the hyper rich convince you it’s anyone else but them and their greed that are hurting you.

You can blame congress as well. They could be making laws to help with this

Are these the immigrants that are stealing all our jobs?

Really? They don’t get to choose if it’s alright for their kids to hear about their gay teachers husband. But drugs, that’s important for democracy to work

Is it “too early” for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

In space, no one can hear you creme…

Wait a minute… that turned out too horny

The article isn’t for us. It’s for the super rich to justify their wealth. They’ll read that and think, “yeah, I made my sacrifices, these kids need to make theirs if they want to be as wealthy as me. Now how do I pay my daughter to talk to me again?”

Shadowheart is a jedi confirmed

Tldr: classic corporate non-response

Honestly, they might have had their response made by AI as well. Really really really bad AI.