If a sentient balloon animal filled with smegma, nerves, and pus could gain the capacity for communication, then I would prefer it’s company over that of Ted Cruz.

Reactionary centrists are the dumbest motherfuckers in the country. Now I know how Walter Sobchak feels: “Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”

It’s an animated gif of this legend, it could be that your app doesn’t support those?

Would it be a proper shit post if I put effort into it?

Chewbacca ate my balls.

That’s the one!

Do you need me to help you out of the evidence room, step cop?

You do realize your comments are public, right?

This is like having a battle of wits with a bowl of oatmeal.

I’m not sure what itch you’re trying to scratch by behaving this way, but I hope you find it someday.

I certainly don’t.

Reactionaries don’t think you and I should have rights. They want to restructure society to permanently install themselves as a superior class over the people they hate, and they’re way too dumb to realize that they’re also on the list of people who will be subjugated if their dreams came true.

They have a set of values that is inherently antisocial, and they have no place in a free and equal society.

Hey, it’s the Nazi apologist who constantly simps for Elon Musk!

Here’s your boy:

You’re so fragile that you had to ban the word “fascist” when you were still running your pissant little conservative community LMAO!

Tee hee! It’s so much fun to be a chode! Is that why you’re a bootlicker? That’s fun for you?

More proof that reactionaries only care about pissing people off, because they’re hollow inside.

It’s a 4chan ideology for antisocial weirdos. What a dork.

Can always count on reactionaries to lick some boots. Didn’t even need a prompt before you got on your hands and knees.

See also: “I liked Star Trek before it was woke.”

Nope!

Read the meme next time. It’ll help you on your journey.

A handful? Didn’t you read the meme?

Every one is a little fascist tear that I add to my vial. Care to add another one?

Really? I’m glad you shared this introduction to statistics with me, thanks for your expertise!

On the contrary; they let me know when I hit a nerve. When fascists tell you what pisses them off, that’s where you press.

I think those are 50/50 ego-stroking faux-intellectuals & conservative trolls.