And you call yourself a troll.

Weak stuff.

Only one talking about being a victim here is you, brah.

Imagine thinking taking a day off was a bad thing.

The things they’ve done to you. My god.

Ooh, looks like you need to calm down buddy!

Slurp slurp on that slop

Eliciting an emotional response is easy, are you proud when you take a dump, too?

It’s cute that you think this place is full of liberals.

You laugh at the people telling you that you’re being exploited, then put your snout back into the slop and root around for something else tasty in the culture war fight against liberals.

It’s adorable how conservatives think they’re being smart for getting pissed on like the rest of society, just because they like it.

I think we found someone who exclusively talks in thought stopping cliches!

The only thing that surprises me is that there was something to stop.

So brave 🫡

Right? Why would people hate the guy who does Nazi salutes, sends goons in to disrupt the services that our taxes pay for, bought a presidency, calls someone who rescued kids a pedophile, pretends to be good at things to get gamers to like him, jokes about the people whose lives he ruined, says “empathy is a weakness,” shut down communication with Ukraine while they were at war, misgenders his own kid and spreads transphobic hate online, is a primary source of disinformation, and doesn’t pay his fair share of taxes?

You’re right, he sounds cool af… to dorks.

If a sentient balloon animal filled with smegma, nerves, and pus could gain the capacity for communication, then I would prefer it’s company over that of Ted Cruz.

Reactionary centrists are the dumbest motherfuckers in the country. Now I know how Walter Sobchak feels: “Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”

It’s an animated gif of this legend, it could be that your app doesn’t support those?

Would it be a proper shit post if I put effort into it?

Chewbacca ate my balls.

That’s the one!

Do you need me to help you out of the evidence room, step cop?

You do realize your comments are public, right?

This is like having a battle of wits with a bowl of oatmeal.

I’m not sure what itch you’re trying to scratch by behaving this way, but I hope you find it someday.

I certainly don’t.

Reactionaries don’t think you and I should have rights. They want to restructure society to permanently install themselves as a superior class over the people they hate, and they’re way too dumb to realize that they’re also on the list of people who will be subjugated if their dreams came true.

They have a set of values that is inherently antisocial, and they have no place in a free and equal society.