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Are You Being Served?

Father Ted

I didn’t give you permission to Rate My Jib.

Kissinger and Hussein having a spicy three way in hell.

Just arrange a tactical order of Taco Bell.

Illinois contains a hidden D which is in your mom.

If we reclaim Panama we can deny Chinese shipping until they decide to play nice. Simple!

Groovy is acceptable, but only in the way Ash from the Evil Dead uses it.

We have to wait for the government to finish shitting the bed, then the corpos can take over and sell whatever bullshit the CEOs think it’s rad.

That’s what the long nails are for.

Damp Wizard

I’m guessing he went all in investing in a polio crutch company and is frothing at the idea of ROI.

I can’t do that shit sober.

Hey, now…

I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.

Nonononononono-

: breath:

NONONONONONONO

I’m having a terrible anxiety flashback from installing Ubuntu on a netbook back in 2010. It was like a 20 command process that required babysitting and a second computer. It felt like each thing I fixed broke two other things.

Things are better now, thankfully.

He got the three ghosts, he just slept through them.

Me too. I don’t even need 60hz. I get motion sickness if a screen goes over 30hz. I guess I’m officially old.

I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.