Arguably the most Hellboy Hellboy film.

Im no safe-cracker, but I feel like it might have been possible to open this one with fewer, more strategically placed cuts?

I’m starting to think his goal might not be a healthy society.

STOP DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT. THERE’S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO, YOU IDIOTS.

I was assuming they were knee-jerk reacting like “It’s Star Trek, so it must be terrible,” and then found out otherwise. I could be wrong though.

He’s finally hurting the right people!

Haters gonna find a way to hate? 🤷‍♂️

I disagree. This both looked and was awesome.

One of the best movies of the year for me, and I was expecting hot garbage.

Although to me it didn’t look like it would suck, Hellboy: The Crooked Man got panned by critics, but it was fantastic.

Everyone who downvoted this can get fucked with a cheese grater and no reach around. This is how America works. Do some research.

Unless it’s a red state and you have a baby in your belly. Then they will absofuckinglutely let you die.

EDIT: A word

Pre-pay for PCP and Specialist visits? What is this plan you are on?!

“Figuratively blasted”

Oh Aldi. I will miss you in northern Maine 😭

Is 12 billion not more than the company is worth? How is this possible, and why would anyone buy these?

I enjoyed Dexter, but am I alone in thinking it wasn’t that good to begin with?

It wouldn’t surprise me if Chester cheetah felt it was getting too difficult to keep supporting this alcoholic fuckup, and left him to blow in the wind.