He keeps them satisfied

Better than the elements 🤷‍♂️

You never know when you might need a nice jar

This was the fun read I needed this morning after my poop but before my shower 🚿

Thanks for sharing

Holy shit, thank you <3

And this is the kind of content I come to lemmy looking for lol

What’s not to understand? 😁

How could this possibly be bad …

🤔

Me after I decide to hit the pen after a two month hiatus

I want to understand the silly jokes 😭

Maybe one of these days I’ll give Linux another whirl, at the very least so I can understand the in jokes of the Linux community.

It’s almost like when I come across those German memes and everybody’s making comments in German and the meme was in German from the German meme community and I don’t get any of it and I just want to understand and be part of it LOL

I guess I need to learn German and learn about Linux LOL

e: thank you for the explanation though, it gives me more insight to the meme than I came into the thread with :)

eli5?

My 21 year old is pretty into rust and html. Does that count?

I’m pretty ignorant on most of it. In my youth, I just dabbled trying to lean basic on a c64 and AMOS on the Amiga though, so maybe not lol

e: I think I missed the joke, probably because I’m old lol

With alcohol also

Alcohol in the evenings, cocaine for breakfast. ;p

Seriously though, melatonin in the evenings can help you drift off in conjunction with the no screen time. Alarms every 15 minutes in the morning, first one around two hours before clocking in so you got time to hit snooze a couple times and poop and shower, get dressed and still have commute time.

Perfectly Dark suggestion you have there 👌

Hi gay, I’m dad

They do sell cola syrup still

Me coming back to my run of ‘luck be a landlord’ and trying to figure out what strategy I was even thinking of, when I witness the chaos I left myself as I press ‘continue’…

Bastards lol

Totally sound like a Jessica 🙄