We can pay them in memes.

I’ll take a slightly different angle.

Assuming that my new homeworld is inherently aggressive and conquest-oriented, a make the case to spare Earth for the time being. Instead, begin a program of infiltrating and integrating into human societies with the goal of influencing technical and social advancement to make them as aggressive and warlike as us. It would not be difficult to do given humanity’s natural proclivities. When the time is right, introduce ourselves, form an alliance, and use them as front-line cannon fodder for future conquests.

I would dress up as a piece of paper on which is written the official Webster definition of “less.”

Or just go naked. Either works.

Sure was a lot of spare track in that little box. 😂

AGAIN!??!!? FUCK!!!

Until OP points out exactly which person in the photograph is Juarez, I’m going to assume it’s the dude peeping over the flags way in the back.

Have a little bird companion.

Might be a massage with a happy ending

Still feeling this at 55.

Slowly dehydrating and shrinking over time while sitting listlessly in the cold…

…laughed at and mocked by passers by…

…eventually to have your aged, mutilated carcass dragged into the street and mercilessly consumed by the neighborhood deer…

That reminds me. I’m gonna need to designate someone to delete all these dick pics after I’m gone.

Something I learned a long time ago: I should never, no matter the circumstances, be trusted with large sums of money.

I once came into a substantial amount of money via an insurance settlement. Did I invest it? Pay off debts? Create a rainy day fund? HA! Gambling, drugs, hookers, drugs for the hookers…I lived like Caligula for almost two years. Debauchery was my middle name. And if I ever came into money like that again, I’d do the exact same thing, because it was fucking awesome!

That’s a weird way to describe the Chinese government.

This little thing of people getting Illuminati invites is giving me an idea for a movie…

So in my movie, a group of dudes decide to start calling themselves The Illuminati, just for the fuck of it. It’s just a name after all, and they don’t really do anything but get together and drink or fish or just do dude stuff. They make a little Facebook page for their Illuminati group that’s just pictures of them having fun.

But then they start getting contacted by world governments asking them to do like really high level stuff. Like, one country wants them to engineer a famine in a rival country, another needs them to help them cover up a UFO crash near a small town. Any they don’t know how to do any of this shit. James is an electrician. Edward teaches eighth grade Spanish. The hell do they know about being a shadow government? So now, they have to figure out how to do all this stuff while still making it look like they’re just some happy weed smoking dudes who like to hang out and have fun together.

No one ever asks me to join the Illuminati. 😔

Right? Expose your baby to quality music, like Lorna Shore.

I’m just here to bask in the duality of humankind.

Anyone reading this play in a punk band? Cause I just found your next album cover.