You must think you’re one tough ombré to post a joke like that around here, pardner.

Not the light reading I would have expected.

I gots yer Calc key right here.

Helped some folks move house and many of their boxen bore the inscription WORD BRICKS. At the time I thought it merely a metaphor.

Most of the software on smartphones is built from the ground up to grab every bit of user attention it can and this makes phone use more dangerous than eating or fiddling with the radio. So much so that law makers and law enforcers notice and treat phone use differently from other drive-time activities.

Palmetto bugs are fine, they don’t bother and if they’re in your house it’s 'cause they got lost. American cockroaches are big enough to be funny to watch and also don’t cause trouble. The smaller German roach is the nasty pest to kill with fire.

Horrifying fecal demons, rising up out of the caverns below

Too late to throw stones, you emptors should have caveatted when you had the chance!

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Why’s that rocket engine got eggs on?

This is called a shaggy-dog story.

I like these lil’ guys.