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Choosing not to vote in the last election was a form of voting, imo.

As an American, shut the hell up and sit down. Humble yourself. We’re a complete joke because the majority of our citizens that bothered to vote chose the narcissistic dumbass currently running the country.

America was broken long before now, but we’re shittier about hiding it nowadays.

My dad was 47 and my mom was 32 when they had me. Although he was a fantastic dad, my dad didnt have the same energy as all of my friends’ dads, and that was always obvious. He really only was able to bike ride with us until I was maybe like 8 or 9.

My dad had some health complications when I was a teenager, and he died when he was 61 and I was 15. Really messed me up for awhile. Of course I miss him and wish he hadn’t gone when he did, but when I think about it, I realize that he’d be 78 if he was still been alive today. Not sure that I would be able to handle caring for my aging dad at 31, considering how overwhelmed I currently am with my life.

It’s certainly doable, but I don’t think its a great idea - especially if youre kinda indifferent about it and your husband is leaning no.

As someone who’s always struggled to find ambition, that’s wild to me.

This reminded me to sit up straight.

Edibles in moderation, my friend. Stealth high helps me and my husband when my mom visits.

Just don’t drive or do anything stupid like that while high.

Just gonna start out by saying I’m a woman.

I appreciate the premise of what you’re saying, but the unfortunate reality is that people often aren’t trust worthy and there are people that would lie about something as serious as SA.

Our justice system is broken in many ways, but I don’t think this is one of them. It makes sense that we should have to prove any claims we make against somebody else - especially if that claim can ruin their life.

oi say it to my fucken face

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Lip from Shameless

Sooo as an elementary school teacher, my mom had a toy box for kids to choose prizes. It was my favorite thing when she’d let me and my brothers pick out a toy or two every summer when we were growing up.

…this is deeply disturbing for me.

Tacos (really good ones like a proper al pastor or birria) and a strong frozen margarita.

Normally, I’d answer my husband. But today, I’ll say Skyrim. I picked it up again after multiple years, and I have loved and played this game since its release in 2011.

Talk all the shit you want, this is one of my favorite nostalgic kicks.