I don’t know how many times I have seen this picture. And I know it is a small dog. But it still takes some effort every time.

Even the American president himself

Can we have an eye transplant from an octopus please? And while we are at it, can we have a couple of tentacles too?

Dieses Sofa ist auch ’n 101% sicheres Verhütungsmittel, wenn du jemanden einlädst, „Film zu gucken“

Absolutely, like she can play a noble in a theater, something happening during the Roaring Twenties

A penguin

I have never even had a chance to win the birth lottery :(

Salty, actually

If you sit by the pasta for long enough, you will see the body of your enemy sleeping on it

I opened this post thinking I’d learn some new idiomatic expression I didn’t know about. Like “it is not a pasta you’d sleep on”, or “don’t sleep on my pasta, you idiot”, or “your ravioli pillow is pathetic”. But alas…

Even a home office space in the shadow

Party pooper

Many of them are quite irresistible though

Engagement byte

S

From larvae?

Is it already too late to ask, how and why the moth thing started?

Or it is a combined function with an oven. Just be careful to not overcook the laundry

Damn, I had my hopes high in the beginning

Breakfast with rakija makes a day much brighter