…and you will be so happy for a few moments before you realize the machine never returned you back all your blood. You realize the machine never intended to give it back as you slowly fade into eternal slumber.

I know what I said

Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

I don’t know who here likes Horizon games, but I like how many parallels the writers put in the game that reflect the state of the world.

After every feeding of course

I decided to throw my PC in the composter and become a gardener

Just finished Disco Elysium few days ago, watched the credits roll from start to finish to see all the great people working on it, such a great game…now I am sad for what happened to them, I didnt know that

Slaps roof of laptop This bastard can cook so many egg omelettes

It’s most likely expandable, have you checked?

Fun fact, when you see someone forest walking out their rectangle of white cloth or some dude waving a white flag at tall grass, it’s actually researchers collecting questing ticks (those that wait in the grass to catch onto something)

https://northernwoodlands.org/images/made/images/articles/1_forest_mgt_ticks_web_400_240_60.jpg

Thx hamassman

I looked closely and this photo is actually from some Tesco in Slovakia. But yeah, you could just swap Czech Rep. with Slovakia and your points are still valid

Were you expeled for rickrolling your teachers?