Striker to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world • 2 years agoJeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square211fedilinkarrow-up1731arrow-down10
arrow-up1731arrow-down1imageJeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.lemmy.worldStriker to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square211fedilink
minus-squareOurTragicUniverselinkfedilink29•2 years agoWould you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
minus-squareDeceptichumlinkfedilink59•2 years agoOnly if he said stuff like “Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
minus-square@DarkMessiah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink20•2 years agoHonestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty. “You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!” At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.
Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
Only if he said stuff like
“Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
Literally lol’d.
with cat ears on his bald head, I can see it
Honestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty.
“You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!”
At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.
No, but at least he wouldn’t be an idiot
…Yes