Same vibes:
Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags
I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.
There’s a Zoolander 2???
I just watched Escape at Dannemora, which is also very good. He’s a talented guy.
Jeff: Merman, merman!
Stiller wore it better tbh
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I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn’t.
I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.
I know. Is that thing really his fiance? She looks like she just crawled out of the uncanny valley.
The sad thing is I bet she was pretty before all the work was done
That’s actually a good photo of her. It’s been hand retouched, I’m sure.
God damn, I was not expecting that, my first belly laugh today. Amazing artwork.
Aw isn’t she… precious.
Need more lip, cheek and eyebrow filler
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I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.
It’s amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.
Yep, I’d do the same if I was sitting on a pile of money. Not all of them do, that’s for sure.
Honestly, as much as I hate to admit it, so would I.
Don’t forget HGH!
Prolly a little HGH what he’s at it.
They do make a good pair of body dysmorphics though.
They just pull that bicep bigger in Photoshop if the trt isn’t enough.
Tony Stark titan of industry
Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…
They’re both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.
Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title
Tony Stark knows he’s being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he’s a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.
They’re more like Tony Stank.
Can we just put the lot of them in the Thunderdome yet?
Hold my beer. I’m gonna go stencil “Thunderdome” on my wood chipper…
Bring back Celebrity Deathmatch for realsies.
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Nah this time I bet it’ll be jousting
Penis jousting.
So, a cock fight?
Tbf I would definitely see Musk winning that by sole virtue of him being 15 years younger and having more body mass than bezos
Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this
Dude is living a latent adolescence.
Bro just hit puberty
I mean he didn’t buy Twitter.
Yet
Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?
Yes.
Might be the toupee fallacy
It’s less the lack of expression but more the predilection to some sort of peanut allergy that these women most strikingly share.
woah
I don’t know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something…
Fuck the media for glorifying them.
Let us eat cake!
All that money and he chooses to turn himself into this instead of a cat girl. Billionaires are idiots.
Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
Only if he said stuff like
“Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
Literally lol’d.
with cat ears on his bald head, I can see it
Honestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty.
“You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!”
At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.
No, but at least he wouldn’t be an idiot
…Yes
Ya because being a cat girl is so cool!! /s
Don’t get be wrong I hate this idiot but what the fuck are you even saying?
It’s just a stupid joke, if you don’t enjoy it that’s fine but please don’t be rude.
FWIW I understood it and thought it was funny.
♥️
content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.I think I did a little bit
Did vogue really post this?
Yeah. It’s gross. Broke the link to prevent accidental click traffic.
hxxps://www.vogue./c/o/m/article/lauren-sanchez-december-2023-interview-profile
Here is the archived link if anyone wants to read it without giving Vogue traffic https://archive.ph/3Qb2R
Do we not like Vogue? Which Billionaire owns them?
You can like Vogue if you want. I don’t care.
When they publish a shit article that is designed to spin the image of those two assholes, it seems right not to give them click traffic.
Vogue is operated by Conde Naste which is owned by Advance Publications. Where there is a media conglomerate, there is no shortage of billionaires to shit on. So… All of them?
Wait - aren’t they the ones with Bon Appetit and that whole fiasco a couple years ago?
And Reddit? Yeah. Same ones.
Nah i just meant did they do something heinous?
For instance with the Wall Street Journal these days i am skeptical of everything they print, even though it is mostly the OP Eds that are full of billionaire propaganda
You’re becoming somewhat of a hero here, IWantToFuckSpez (gross name, by the way!)
Meanwhile Teen Vogue:
Makes sense. Uncle Karl is usually trendy with young adults, but its reaching the post-WTC Attacks era in the early-mid 2000s again, so there’s a lot of media outlets jumping on with “10 things” and “All you need to know” articles.
It’s funny. My father remembers the same thing during periods in the 70s and 80s where everyone was reading Communist Manifesto, Atlas Shrugged, Animal Farm, The State of Revolution, etc. Seems to be when a young generation somewhere are unhappy with the way things are going and looking for alternatives. It’s excellent because it breaks the mould and reminds people that they have power and can influence change, liberty, and direction. It encourages people to consider things they did not know were options.
Atlas Shrugged really doesn’t belong into that list.
What is happening with his girl’s face ? is she AI-generated
The usual too much sub-par plastic surgery, or maybe she actually wanted to look like that…
She wanted to look like a grouper?
Her internal ugliness is difficult to contain.
Yes. How can you sit and turn 180 on only your waist. This is just a joke.
She is a robot designed by owls.
Right, the whole stance feels off… not just her face
By back hurts thinking about it!
Unfortunately she looks like that. I do not know what she does behind doors…or if is true love. But it must be really good because if I am rich like him… I am not staying with her 😂
I don’t know, maybe he’s a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.
Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you’re not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.
I assure you, it might be a costume, but dressing up as a cowboy definitely sells more beef.
Source: sell meat from my farm. City folk like to buy beef from a guy wearing a large hat.
Hats aside, the button up Western shirt and jeans just look sharp as hell if you look like you belong in them, I wear them all the time
I’ma need a 3lb ground beef quote right quick. Don’t fuckin make me livestock vibe check you.
I didn’t hope to ever defend Bezos ever, but people can put on whatever hat they want without a reason.
It’s not just the hat. It’s posing in a vintage American pickup truck with the American West in the background. It’s a persona that has no correlation to this man and has been used for decades as a marketing ploy to sell cigarettes and other garbage so I’m immediately suspect and judgy.
of course, and everyone is free to have some glamour shots taken of them just for funsies, regardless of what they’re wearing. What puzzles me though is why vogue is posting this
I’ve never read Vogue, but doesn’t it have a celebrity on the front of every issue?
there are plenty of celebrities far more deserving of a puff piece like this, but of course they don’t have as many zeroes so I guess bezos it is
(now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos)
You forgot the trademark. This will be docked from your stipend.
John Vidzprime Amazon VP of prime mp4
He is not an idiot. He’s seen Trump, and knows that “trashy rich” sells. 100% will run for President, if not this term then next.
U… uhhh username checks out?
Yeah…
Username…
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What a terrible day to have eyes.
need stronger eyebleach.
There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol’ Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.
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Ya know, you have a point. Props to him for not dating a tween like most billionaires
But if I become a billionaire, young girls adding up to my age is okay, right?
No… wtf
He looks like a chode in that stupid hat.
He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.
Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.
He’s been doing nothing but roids the last few years, the transformation has been pretty crazy.
At least he doesn’t have to worry about the side effects. Odds are good that he already has shrivel dick and an anger problem lol.
I’m sure if you have more money than God you can get the good roids with only the most minimal side effects.
I’ve also heard that once men plateau in hormone production, say in their 40s-50s, the risk from a little HGH or T is pretty minimal, in the right circumstances.
Roids have come a long way, they also haven’t been studied since they are banned in sports so likely the side effects are overblown and not as bad as they were decades ago.
“You can have anything you want, but you can’t have everything you want” - American gladiators Lazer on having the surgery to remove fat from his roid titties
The wife he cheated on was way prettier. I don’t know what this dude was thinking.
Why wouldnt he be? He’s got money, time, medically allocated testosterone, and personal trainers and chefs.
Once you have all of that it’s just dedication to putting the work in, if the average gym bro can muster it I’m sure he’s capable.
He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet
Perhaps what he wanted wasn’t a whore
Bold of you to assume she isn’t a whore
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