Drink water or get slapped?

Can’t keep it a secret, Donnie

I think infidelity varies, but one thing doesn’t: people who cheat and have zero remorse are not trustworthy.

You may have had a crush, but it sounds like you got lucky by missing out.

You did it!

This bomb is only for the baddies!

How to bake…white genocide?

No no, not that again.

That looks good, can I have some?

The chrome off a trailer hitch

I prefer Canine Murderer Barbie, myself. Maybe Gravel Pit Executioner Barbie.

This is what reminds you: we are bugs on this planet.

He needs to make jobs for those South African immigrants.

Since we’re renaming all the things, perhaps it should now be called Trump’s town. All of his true patriot followers can rebuild and prove how grand of a society they can have.

That’s true, but you know he’ll still call some kind of bullshit victory over the deep state while doing absolutely nothing. His followers will lap it up like a starving dog and nothing will come of it. Any highlight of it will just be cast as left-wing-news or more evidence of the deep state at work.

::::::::: All of my colons check out, jokes on you! ::::::::::::

You are correct, they are serious fuckheads.

Oh man! No shit?!? He had me totally fooled!

If he cheers on the neo Nazis, salutes like a Nazi, and tries to set up a government program to start gathering information about everyone (like Nazis did), he must be a duck!

They also do spyware. They just renamed it “AI.”

And next on Blatantly Obvious Statements, water is wet!

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