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@produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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@produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • katy ✨
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    144•2 years ago

    “look i registered my own domain name all by myself!”

    the domain: “localhost”

    • SuperDuper
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      67•2 years ago

      I’m an elite hacker and I grabbed your IP address from this post. It’s 192.168.0.1 just so you know I’m not bluffing.

      • @Rambi@lemm.ee
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        67•2 years ago

        Heheh I’m ddossing them right now. Unfortunately the computer I’m doing it on is having a few connection issues

        • @SmoothIsFast@citizensgaming.com
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          7•2 years ago

          That gave me a nice chuckle lmao

        • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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          3•2 years ago

          I’m afraid you need to turn it off and on again

      • @scarilog@lemmy.world
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        49•2 years ago

        Haha punk it’s actually 192.168.1.1. you dun goofed

        • @felbane@lemmy.ml
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          2 years ago

          deleted by creator

          • @Threeme2189@lemmy.world
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            2 years ago

            He’s going through a VNC obfuscation layer. His real IP address is 10.0.0.1

            • @trucy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              18•2 years ago

              Shaking my smh stop trying to sound like a hacker, VNC is for watching videos

            • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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              1•2 years ago

              Nah bro I’m the haxkdder nemad 4chan and I dox u vip asdres it 10.0.1.1.223.3.01

              • @nogrub@lemmy.world
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                2 years ago

                int ipadress = unhappy_grapefruit2.hacked();

      • @PlexSheep@feddit.de
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        7•2 years ago

        Dude, you need to use the broadcast address.

      • Entropy
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        4•2 years ago

        lol that’s not my ip, you’re like 6 numbers off

      • @drathvedro@lemm.ee
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        2•2 years ago

        I’m an elite FBI KGB K-unit traffic guard. You dun goofed with your silly hacking attempts as I’ve traced your IP back to ::1. Prepare to get your ass counter-hacked

    • @namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev
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      9•2 years ago

      Wow, these new TLDs are terrible! ICANN has really lost it this time!

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