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@produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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@produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • SuperDuper
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    67•2 years ago

    I’m an elite hacker and I grabbed your IP address from this post. It’s 192.168.0.1 just so you know I’m not bluffing.

    • @Rambi@lemm.ee
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      67•2 years ago

      Heheh I’m ddossing them right now. Unfortunately the computer I’m doing it on is having a few connection issues

      • @SmoothIsFast@citizensgaming.com
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        7•2 years ago

        That gave me a nice chuckle lmao

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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        3•2 years ago

        I’m afraid you need to turn it off and on again

    • @scarilog@lemmy.world
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      49•2 years ago

      Haha punk it’s actually 192.168.1.1. you dun goofed

      • @felbane@lemmy.ml
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        2 years ago

        deleted by creator

        • @Threeme2189@lemmy.world
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          2 years ago

          He’s going through a VNC obfuscation layer. His real IP address is 10.0.0.1

          • @trucy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            18•2 years ago

            Shaking my smh stop trying to sound like a hacker, VNC is for watching videos

          • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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            1•2 years ago

            Nah bro I’m the haxkdder nemad 4chan and I dox u vip asdres it 10.0.1.1.223.3.01

            • @nogrub@lemmy.world
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              2 years ago

              int ipadress = unhappy_grapefruit2.hacked();

    • @PlexSheep@feddit.de
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      7•2 years ago

      Dude, you need to use the broadcast address.

    • Entropy
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      4•2 years ago

      lol that’s not my ip, you’re like 6 numbers off

    • @drathvedro@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      I’m an elite FBI KGB K-unit traffic guard. You dun goofed with your silly hacking attempts as I’ve traced your IP back to ::1. Prepare to get your ass counter-hacked

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