@negativenull@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years agoThe Department of Temporal Investigations is on the casepixelfed.socialimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down10
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageThe Department of Temporal Investigations is on the casepixelfed.social@negativenull@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-square@Alchemy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish16•2 years agohave you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?
minus-square@gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish7•2 years agodeadpan serious stare I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit
minus-squareØπ3ŕlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoMy favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽
minus-squareMaggiWuerzelinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 years agoI usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”
minus-square@weariedfae@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoWhat a perfect comparison. I would agree it’s in the same neighborhood. It was funny the first 8 million times.
minus-square@Taleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoUnfortunately the internet hellishly complements our copycat tendencies
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I worked as a cashier and still do it 😅
have you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?
deadpan serious stare
My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽
I usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”
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What a perfect comparison. I would agree it’s in the same neighborhood. It was funny the first 8 million times.
Unfortunately the internet hellishly complements our copycat tendencies