• Blaster M
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    7011 months ago

    “Woah, look at that iceberg, it’s shaped like a-”

    • DrDominate
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      6011 months ago

      “Dick! Dick Johnson! Come look at this iceberg, it sorta looks like a-”

        • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          4611 months ago

          Dong! That’s right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his…

          • SolidGrue
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            4111 months ago

            Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how’ve you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your…

            • spirinolas
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              11 months ago

              …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

                • LucasWaffyWaf
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                  2211 months ago

                  Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a…

                  • Matt
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                    1211 months ago

                    Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….