• DrDominate
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    6011 months ago

    “Dick! Dick Johnson! Come look at this iceberg, it sorta looks like a-”

      • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        4611 months ago

        Dong! That’s right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his…

        • SolidGrue
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          4111 months ago

          Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how’ve you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your…

          • spirinolas
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            11 months ago

            …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…