MacN'Cheezus to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agoNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1877arrow-down10
arrow-up1877arrow-down1imageNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squareRentlarlinkfedilink56•5 months agoSponsored Lemmy Comment: Hungry for a can of beans? Sign up now and get $100 of debt in minutes!
minus-squareRentlarlinkfedilink6•5 months agoSorry no beans, just debt. And an agreement to terms and conditions that you must not poop for 72 hours.
minus-squareRentlarlinkfedilink3•5 months agoOr else you will face the wrath of Beef Stroganoff and your clothes will be replaced with denim.
minus-squareMacN'CheezusOPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months agoDue to inflation, I’m afraid one bean is all I can offer you…
Sponsored Lemmy Comment: Hungry for a can of beans? Sign up now and get $100 of debt in minutes!
i think you mean $100 of beans
Sorry no beans, just debt. And an agreement to terms and conditions that you must not poop for 72 hours.
or what
or the arbitration begins
i’d need more beans
Or else you will face the wrath of Beef Stroganoff and your clothes will be replaced with denim.
oh no, that’s the worst texture!
Due to inflation, I’m afraid one bean is all I can offer you…