MacN'Cheezus to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agoNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1877arrow-down10
arrow-up1877arrow-down1imageNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squareRentlarlinkfedilink6•5 months agoSorry no beans, just debt. And an agreement to terms and conditions that you must not poop for 72 hours.
minus-squareRentlarlinkfedilink3•5 months agoOr else you will face the wrath of Beef Stroganoff and your clothes will be replaced with denim.
i think you mean $100 of beans
Sorry no beans, just debt. And an agreement to terms and conditions that you must not poop for 72 hours.
or what
Or else you will face the wrath of Beef Stroganoff and your clothes will be replaced with denim.
oh no, that’s the worst texture!
or the arbitration begins
i’d need more beans