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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago
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  • @Zannsolo@lemmy.world
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    32•5 months ago

    Yikes, remember kids no loose items near the violently spinning things.

    I used to be a plumber and spent a lot of time running a pipe threader all I ever thought about while using it was if I mess up this thing will force my body through a 5 in gap.

    • @populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      29•5 months ago

      if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap.

      which isn’t totally unfeasable

      • Track_Shovel
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        13•5 months ago

        Jesus. What a way to go

        • @populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really

          • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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            1•5 months ago

            At least the hot dog is still edible

            • @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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              4•5 months ago

              I’m sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human

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