@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.

@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

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@populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap.

which isn’t totally unfeasable
- Track_Shovel
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  Jesus. What a way to go
  - @populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago
    like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really
    - @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      At least the hot dog is still edible
      - @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        4•5 months ago
        I’m sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human

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