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@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world •
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2 months ago

I've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.

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I've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.

@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world •
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  • @ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee
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    You need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…

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        At best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.

    • threelonmusketeers
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      How do you remember your username?

      • @ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee
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        I don’t. I rely 100% on my password manager to autofill my usernames and passwords.

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