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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

I've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.

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I've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

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Yeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
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  At best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.

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