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@andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 months ago

well that's rude

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well that's rude

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@andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • @Schal330@lemmy.world
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    My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.

    • @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
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      7•2 months ago

      Haha, did you ever try it out? Maybe it really was your life long calling.

      • @Schal330@lemmy.world
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        I didn’t, but should I ever feel the need to try it I have already watched the tutorial video.

    • @kraftpudding@lemmy.world
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      4•2 months ago

      A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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      4•2 months ago

      Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.

    • @thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world
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      4•2 months ago

      I’m supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

      • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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        2•2 months ago

        I’ve become a computer tender.

    • @Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3•2 months ago

      I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.

      – Bart Simpson

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