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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago

I could get that for you, but I won't.

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I could get that for you, but I won't.

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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago
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  • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    92•2 months ago

    We wanted to order pizza and I told my girlfriend (who is Italian) that I might order Pizza Hawaii. Her reflexes kicked in and she bit me.

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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      41•2 months ago

      So tasty that she had to get at the residuals

      • chingadera
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        8•2 months ago

        This does qualify as blasphemy.

    • @kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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      17•2 months ago

      Cook carbonara with cream next

      • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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        14•2 months ago

        I like Pizza Hawaii, that doesn’t mean I’m a war criminal.

        • @njm1314@lemmy.world
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          13•2 months ago

          Is calling it Pizza Hawaii new? Seen it three times in this thread but I’ve never seen it anywhere before. Usually people just say Hawaiian pizza. Which is the inferior version of pineapple on Pizza by the way.

          • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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            4•2 months ago

            I don’t know. I actually never heard of Hawaiian Pizza before.

        • @Soggy@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          Make it with powdered eggs and American bacon to capture the pure, traditional heritage of the dish.

          • @A_norny_mousse@feddit.org
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            5•2 months ago

            username checks out.

        • @taxiiiii@lemmy.world
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          3•2 months ago

          I’m pretty sure the Italians would take the war criminal over you.

          Source: food debates with Italian friends

      • @LOLseas@sh.itjust.works
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        2•2 months ago

        Oh my Gucciness, my mom did that while I was growing up. I learned how to get my carbonara on when I moved to Europe. Damn, I love the traditional carbonara.

        • Logi
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          1•2 months ago

          Now go to Rome and get it there. I really miss proper carbonara and Amatriciana after moving from Rome to northern Italy.

          • @LOLseas@sh.itjust.works
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            3•2 months ago

            My bro is legit visiting Rome this week. Will demand he do this. Thanks!

            • Logi
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              Tell him to not go to restaurants within sight of a famous monument and never if there is someone in the street convincing people to come in.

              Or if you want a concrete recommendation, go to Zi Umberto in Trastevere for awesome Roman peasant food. But you need to book.

              • @LOLseas@sh.itjust.works
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                2•2 months ago

                Rn he and his two young daughters are at Piazza Navona. Gimme the action list, youItaliansz.

              • @LOLseas@sh.itjust.works
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                1•2 months ago

                Would you suggest I try the Bucatini Amatriciana at Zi Umberto?

                • Logi
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                  2•2 months ago

                  Absolutely. And if they have the zucchini flowers for starter. And it’s all good, really.

                  I can’t remember if Artichokes are in season… I think I saw some at the market yesterday, but if they are then the Romans do great things with them. Both Roman and Jewish style.

                  • @LOLseas@sh.itjust.works
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                    1•2 months ago

                    Thanks!

          • @LOLseas@sh.itjust.works
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            1•2 months ago

            Curious, is their preference guanciale o pancetta? I tried both, and guanciale is my favorite.

            • @vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de
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              3•2 months ago

              guanciale, 100%.

              If you want to piss off an italian make carbonara with cream and pancetta

    • @the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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      16•2 months ago

      Shes a keeper.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      6•2 months ago

      Well yeah, nobody calls it that. It’s Hawaiian Pizza.

      • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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        6•2 months ago

        “Nobody”

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          1•2 months ago

          Is it just in Germany then?

          • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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            I am almost sure it’s also in Italy. But gf is sleeping. Can’t ask.

            Edit: Ok, I woke her up and it’s a bit more complicated. You usually say things like Pizza con “ingredient” or Pizza alla “stuff”. There are some pizzas that a famous and these are called Pizza “Name”. So, if the country of Italy ever would accept the existence of Pizza Hawaii, it would be called that.

            • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              1•2 months ago

              To be fair, Italian pizza is a separate beast entirely, essentially a completely different food.

              • @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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                1•2 months ago

                True.

          • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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            2•2 months ago

            Damn, just when you are about to forgive a country for their misdeeds.

            • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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              The Dutch do it like this too, but I don’t know who started it

    • @EvilCartyen@feddit.dk
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      5•2 months ago

      Once in Italy my wife tried ordering a pizza with chicken and they just straight up laughed at her and said ‘Not in Italy!’, but like… not in a mean way.

    • @LOLseas@sh.itjust.works
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      3•2 months ago

      Now show her this (hint: top-left corner).

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