@Darkard@lemmy.world to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.worldEnglish • 16 days agoWatch Elon roll around in his Ket-Holebsky.appmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareCosmoooooooolinkfedilinkEnglish8•16 days agoElon Musk, dead at 67. Died in hot tub from drug overdose. Well, it’s good. But it’s no: Musk, dead at 67, immobilized after falling off balcony in drug-induced stupor, then eaten alive from the feet up by oscelots. Much better.
minus-square@athairmor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•16 days agoOcelots are cool, though. Instead, could his bloated corpse sink to the ocean floor and be fed on by hagfish?
Elon Musk, dead at 67. Died in hot tub from drug overdose.
Well, it’s good. But it’s no:
Musk, dead at 67, immobilized after falling off balcony in drug-induced stupor, then eaten alive from the feet up by oscelots.
Much better.
Ocelots are cool, though.
Instead, could his bloated corpse sink to the ocean floor and be fed on by hagfish?