This guy is going to be found dead in his hot tub in a few weeks. In sure of it.
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I’ll put the champagne bottle in the fridge just in case you are correct
His dogefather top is the most cringe inducing thing I’ve ever seen. He’s beyond parody at this point. How is our society so broken that he won?
Elon Musk, dead at 67. Died in hot tub from drug overdose.
Well, it’s good. But it’s no:
Musk, dead at 67, immobilized after falling off balcony in drug-induced stupor, then eaten alive from the feet up by oscelots.
Much better.
Ocelots are cool, though.
Instead, could his bloated corpse sink to the ocean floor and be fed on by hagfish?